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Feta Cheese Ice Cream Recipe

feta cheese ice cream2 300x240I belong to a little cooking club here (read: wine drinking club). Our theme this month was Greek, and it was my turn to do dessert. Obviously, baklava immediately threw open the saloon doors in my mind and announce it was ready for action. But, dang it, I hate doing the obvious thing. So, I thought, "What else makes me think of Greek cooking?"

Feta cheese.

Viola! Feta cheese... oh wait, I'm dessert... Hm. That is a curveball.

Feta Cheese Ice Cream! (with orange/lemon/mint sauce)

Sure why not. I mean other than the fact that my mother and sister-in-law both threw up in their mouths when told them about the idea.

Turns out feta ice cream is amazing. Of course, I could probably mix tile grout with heavy cream, egg yolks and sugar and it would end up tasting fantastic.

The sour cream and feta give the ice cream a nice tang that keeps it from being as overwhelmingly sweet and velvety as it sounds. The whole effect is very much like cheesecake. I added a tart syrup to add a little punch.

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Cake Decorating Gone Horribly Wrong

For Mother's Day I decided to make my mother a chocolate cake. I've had problems with this before, like in 2016.  While have a natural feel for cooking, baking has my number. All that measuring. I can't stand it. But this year turned out really well! I'm sharing the recipe I used (which shows up all over the Internet so I'm not sure who to credit it to) along with a few tweaks I made.
 
Cake was delicious. The decorating... that was another story. I thought I'd use some gold sparkles to make a sort of pinwheel effect...

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Archer's on Television!

So it's official, Archer's more famous than me.

Mike and I watch English Premier League Football (soccer) and they have a thing where you can submit yourself, or your kids or your pets, dressed up for "Premier League Morning."  We bought a scarf of our team, the Wolverhampton Wanderers (Wolves) --- which will come in really handy here in South Florida --- and submitted Archer wearing it. Then for weeks we looked for it... and then...

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Strange ways to die

When he's wet, Archer likes to weave repeatedly around my legs in a figure-eight pattern, rubbing himself like a cat.  Sometimes he picks one leg to circle instead. When he does he bumps into his own super-long tail... and bites it... turning himself into a neverending circle as he goes around and around.

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Multiple Moments of Archer

I have two special new releases for you today, but first - we'd noticed Archie loves moving all his toys to his little house, but we didn't realize phase two was moving himself into his toy box. I guess this is what happens when hoarders fill out their real home...

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The Best Pizza...Sans Dough

 

Isn't it gorgeous? I took the old "stuffed crust" pizza one notch up and made my whole crust out of cheese!  I've been Keto-ish for about a year and a half now so finding solutions for bread is a big deal for me, so this keto pizza really solved some problems. The best part about it, before you roll your eyes at the word Keto, is that Mike is NOT Keto and he made himself a normal pizza when I made this one... and he liked mine a lot better! Ha! Score one for Keto!

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Cake Tragedy

My mother loves chocolate cake, but that dessert is an endangered species. Nowadays every "chocolate cake" on a restaurant menu is that dense, flourless "death by chocolate" stuff, and she likes classic chocolate cake. So, I make her one for her birthday, because I'm a tremendous, award-winning daughter.

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