I need your help to BRING audiobooks TO LIFE!

Audiobooks are expensive to make—about $2,500 per title—especially when you insist on using real (NOT AI), wildly talented human narrators like:

• ROSEMARY BENSON, who has already brought Pineapple Port 1–17 to life, and

• CHRISTA LEWIS, who voiced SLIGHTLY STALKY and is poised to finally bring SHEE McQUEEN to audio!

I want to keep giving you these rich, character-driven performances… but the truth is, I don’t earn back that investment fast enough to keep funding new audiobooks on my own.

That’s where you come in.

This campaign lets you team up with me as a co-producer—helping to cover those up-front costs so we can keep Pineapple Port, Shee McQueen, and the rest of my little universe jabbering directly into your ears. In return, you’ll get ebooks, audiobooks, shout-outs in the credits, Archer snack videos, and even the chance to be written into a future book!

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET FOR HELPING!

$5 DONATION - GOOD DEED FOR THE DAY

Get (1) Amy Vansant eBook title of your choice, and the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you helped!

 $10 DONATION - READ MORE

Get (2) Amy Vansant eBook titles of your choice and the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you helped!

 $20 DONATION - ARCHER'S FAVORITE

 Get (2) Amy Vansant eBook titles of your choice + I'll give Archer a snack and tell him it's from you, and make a video of me doing it so everyone knows how awesome you are! I'll post the video dedicated to you on the "Archer's Treat Wall" on my site and on social media.

 $25 DONATION - THE AUDIO SPECIAL

$25 - Get (2) Amy Vansant eBook titles of your choice + and (1) Amy Vansant Audiobook of your choice, and the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you helped!

 $50 DONATION - THE WORLD KNOWS YOU'RE AWESOME 

$50 - Get (2) Amy Vansant eBook title of your choice + and (1) Amy Vansant Audiobook of your choice PLUS your name read in the credits of the next audiobook (like PBS when they thank donors!), and the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing you helped!

 $100 DONATION - COLLECT 'EM ALL 

Get everything in the $50 tier, PLUS:

• A total of 10 Amy Vansant eBooks of your choice (current or future releases)

• A second Amy Vansant Audiobook of your choice
  So that’s: 10 eBooks, 2 Audiobooks, the Archer treat video, and your name in the credits.

 $250 DONATION - IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU!

 
$250 - I’ll write YOU (or a name you choose) into the next Pineapple Port—neighbor, suspect, victim, or comic relief, we’ll decide together. (LIMITED TO 5 BACKERS)

GOAL BONUS!

Every time I get enough to produce a new book, everyone who donated to make that book happen gets another bonus free ebook!

And if there's something else you'd like to negotiate or suggest, just let me know! :)  

Here are the next two titles ON DECK: