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Author and reader tees 

Like a lot of authors, I work at home and my uniform is a tee and sweat shorts/sweatpants. I was sick of my usual collection and bought some new designs from TeePublic.

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The Apple Pie Defense + Best Apple Pie Recipe Ever

The story of how an apple pie saved me - first published in Skirt! Magazine.


Grief is a master of disguise. Like a vampire, it drains self-respect until you’re openly sobbing in the grocery store because they're out of spray butter.  It masquerades as a hypnotist, fixing your gaze on one small patch of sofa for days. It is a ninja, ambushing as you walk into a room that used to feel less empty.

Sometimes, grief is a pastry chef.

Divorce and a string of family deaths had made 1999 a hard year for me. Trying to recreate my Great-Grandmom's apple pie recipe seemed a pro-active way to break my slide into depression. Every birthday and Christmas dinner of my childhood ended with Great-Grandmom's apple pie, and these were all happy times, unless you were hoping for cake. If you wanted cake, you were out of luck until my brother's birthday.

Grief had planted that seed in my head. I realized that somewhere around pie number thirteen.

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Feta Cheese Ice Cream Recipe

feta cheese ice cream2 300x240I belong to a little cooking club here (read: wine drinking club). Our theme this month was Greek, and it was my turn to do dessert. Obviously, baklava immediately threw open the saloon doors in my mind and announce it was ready for action. But, dang it, I hate doing the obvious thing. So, I thought, "What else makes me think of Greek cooking?"

Feta cheese.

Viola! Feta cheese... oh wait, I'm dessert... Hm. That is a curveball.

Feta Cheese Ice Cream! (with orange/lemon/mint sauce)

Sure why not. I mean other than the fact that my mother and sister-in-law both threw up in their mouths when told them about the idea.

Turns out feta ice cream is amazing. Of course, I could probably mix tile grout with heavy cream, egg yolks and sugar and it would end up tasting fantastic.

The sour cream and feta give the ice cream a nice tang that keeps it from being as overwhelmingly sweet and velvety as it sounds. The whole effect is very much like cheesecake. I added a tart syrup to add a little punch.

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Cake Decorating Gone Horribly Wrong

For Mother's Day I decided to make my mother a chocolate cake. I've had problems with this before, like in 2016.  While have a natural feel for cooking, baking has my number. All that measuring. I can't stand it. But this year turned out really well! I'm sharing the recipe I used (which shows up all over the Internet so I'm not sure who to credit it to) along with a few tweaks I made.
 
Cake was delicious. The decorating... that was another story. I thought I'd use some gold sparkles to make a sort of pinwheel effect...

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Archer's on Television!

So it's official, Archer's more famous than me.

Mike and I watch English Premier League Football (soccer) and they have a thing where you can submit yourself, or your kids or your pets, dressed up for "Premier League Morning."  We bought a scarf of our team, the Wolverhampton Wanderers (Wolves) --- which will come in really handy here in South Florida --- and submitted Archer wearing it. Then for weeks we looked for it... and then...

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