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The infamous Puzzle Killer stops by Pineapple Port in a mystery both hilarious and heart-stopping! Book THREE of the series that keeps readers (and their spouses) up at night with snorty laughter! Wall Street Journal and USA TODAY bestselling author Amy Vansant provides the perfect blend of humor and thrills as amateur sleuth Charlotte Morgan tries to track down a notorious killer.

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After years dormant, the infamous Puzzle Killer returns to Charity, Florida, in search of a rival murderer out to claim the all-time murder record. When two serial killers battle for the throne, Charlotte, her boyfriend Declan, and a naked cat find themselves on the chopping block!

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20 Random Winners of Pineapple Bones!

Below are the 20 random winners of Pineapple Bones (after launch day of Sept. 30). Thanks for sharing what you'd sell if you had a Farmer's Market Booth! I'll send you your eBook shortly after it goes live on Sept. 30!

Carol I'd make dog cookies.  I already have the recipes and cookie cutters.
Satu I'd sell cakes. Family recipes, of course!
Sharon I would sell jams and jellies.  Different flavors like Blackberry-Habanero,lilac, Rosemary, etc.  Flavors you can't get in a grocery store.
Jan I am a basket maker, so I would sell decorative baskets meant to hold jams, candles, wine bottles, etc!
Lori Homemade Dog Treats I already make some for my dog on a special diet 
Kay While I might be known for my birthday pies (I make the birthday person their favorite pie), for me it would be cookies.  When hubby and I were clowns, my clown name was Cook E. Lady and I always had little tiny cookies with me in my basket.  Cookie would give one a chance to make a large variety as well as making more to be divided into smaller bags (from dozen down to two) making them the ability to be bought by folks with different amount of available cash thus making my profits go up and up. Love being in the kitchen.   It's a doubly nice time since hubby loves baking as well. And he doesn't mind clean up duty.  He's definitely a keeper! 
Tatiana I would make cepes with different fillings (from savory, like meat, cabbage or caviar, to sweet - like fruits, jams, chocolate).
Susan I'd probably make and sell jewelry. Might also sell baked goods along with.
Daryl apple butter, spaghetti sauce, jams and jellies
Tracy I would make spaghetti sauce.  It is a family recipe.
Holly I would make and sell mini cheesecakes. I love making (and let's be honest, eating!) cheesecake! I have tons of different recipes and I think it would be super fun to do if I could!
Susan Handmade cat toys  
Susan Post-Modern Cat toys and cat collars
Vicki  I would sell my daughter's famous (in the foothills outside Denver, anyway) barbeque sauce. It has a nice kick to it. 
Jennifer   I would make homemade pies to sell at a market!
Bonnie I would sell a variety of chocolate chip cookies.
Barbara I would sell pretzel bark and coconut cashew clusters. We like dark chocolate so that's what I always make, but for selling, I would do dark and milk chocolate.
Janet   ‘boutique pickles’ (baby green beans; snow peas; brussel sprouts) or organic herbal soaps.
Tia My secret spice mix for grown-up grilled cheese sandwiches.
Marilyn  

I would make floral arrangements from the Dahlias & Gladiolus in my garden! 

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