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KILTY: Heart-pounding and laugh-out-loud funny, the Kilty series from USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Amy Vansant introduces you to Broch and Catriona—the urban fantasy couple you can't forget.

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A corporate whistleblower hides from a vengeful ex in her quirky hometown, only to find herself sharing lodging with the man hunting for her—who also happens to be her childhood crush.


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Name the YULE Lad WINNERS

I received almost 100 entries - it seems you all really like naming trolls! Below are the winners - I already sent the books from Amazon, so if you don't see the email, let me know.

LINDA TIPPY?  BUGGER?
Fred  Porch Pirate
Celeste  Tree tumbler troll--knocks over Christmas trees.
Carol  Siegfried Icedgate. Every winter my gate freezes shut and I bruise my toes kicking it to try to open it to go to work. 
Shelby  Krummi (Raven Man) will fly down and leave rotten eggs in hidden places. 
Mary  Grumblestiltskin - is a perennial complainer
Lucy  Yule Gibbons. He's a naughty troll who nibbles your Christmas tree down to the bare branches.
Doris  Kringlekruncher.

He steals all the Christmas cookies.
Jeanine Baerdskritcher the cook. Folks rave over the taste of his Plokkfiskur, or Icelandic Fish Stew. They don't realize that he constantly scratches his beard while stirring the pot, releasing flakes of dry skin into his stew.
Diana  Happ, it means "luck" or "chance" in Icelandic. 
Amber TROOK = Troll and Crook
Laurel   Spinky (spunky-stinky)
Robyn  Askasleikir
Deb  pttplnkrklljy    Why bother with vowels at all.  (Potatoplonkerkilljoy)
Shradha  Peter Present-Peeker: he prematurely peeps at presents, and may even swap at will!
Pat  I would name him Impeditous Max.
Nicci  Shoodoome - The new sneaky brother who steals the shoes of the really really naughty children!
Jason   Lohan, that's my grandpa name and he was fun prankster. He pull little jokes on everybody when he was around 
Tanya   Gryflepschugel-goes around and steals everyone's breakfast 
Samantha  Galoo (Pillow-Fluffer)

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