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Bunch of sales and Archer Starts a Towel Parade

 

PINEAPPLE HURRICANE, KILTY 1-3 and PINEAPPLE PUZZLES ALL 99¢!

I have a mess of books on sale today, including Kilty as Charged, Kilty 2-3 for 99¢ each, and Pineapple Puzzles and Pineapple Hurricane 99¢ too!

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 "Think Stephanie Plum goes to Florida. With Jack Reacher. Highly recommended."— ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Carmen Amato, bestselling author of the Detective Emilia Cruz police series and 30-year veteran of the CIA.

#1 - The Girl Who Wants 

#2 - The Girl Who Was Forgotten

#3 - The Girl Who Killed You

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Enjoy as a standalone or as your next fix in the heart-stopping series!

When the eldest sister of the Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors that she thinks might be related to something sinister that happened in their home, Charlotte and Declan are invited to explore the possibilities. Is the big Florida farmhouse haunted? Has the sister repressed a terrifying memory?

Either way, the detectives aren't sure they're the right people to call, but the pay is good, the food is delicious, and the case gets Mariska and Darla an invite to the sisters' annual Bark at the Moon Pet Costume Contest and Halloween Party. Good enough.

When a giant wolf-dog with glowing eyes prowls the garden, the peculiar nosy neighbor seems up to no good, and the family secrets start spilling at a frightening pace, Charlotte and Declan start to think there's more to the case than bad dreams.

When the body shows up, they're sure of it!

 

ARCHER STARTS A TOWEL PARADE

Since he was little, Archer has "talked" in semaphore. Anytime he wants to be heard (AKA, ALWAYS) he grabs whatever towel he can find---bathroom, kitchen, a napkin off the table----and shake it. Sometimes we're watching TV (not paying attention to him *GASP!*) and he'll go trotting by with a towel in his mouth like a little parade, circling the sofa.

*sigh*

Below is a ritual he does now in the morning - when I go to get ready for his walk I am NOT moving fast enough for him. He pulls down the hand towels we keep on the bathroom counter and lets me know.

I'm thinking about writing a kids' book called Archer Starts a Towel Parade!

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