Bunch of sales and Archer Starts a Towel Parade
PINEAPPLE HURRICANE, KILTY 1-3 and PINEAPPLE PUZZLES ALL 99¢!
I have a mess of books on sale today, including Kilty as Charged, Kilty 2-3 for 99¢ each, and Pineapple Puzzles and Pineapple Hurricane 99¢ too!
NEW RELEASE DECEMBER 9th!
PINEAPPLE PORT #26 - Pineapple Partridge NOW ON PRE-ORDER
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Enjoy as a standalone or as your next fix in the series!
Someone is leaving clementines and rotten potatoes on the doorsteps of Pineapple Port residents. After the recipient of a potato is publically humiliated on the bowling alley monitors for not fessing up to a neighborhood crime, Charlotte and Declan realize the community is being terrorized by real-life Yule Lads—thirteen troll-like brothers from Icelandic folklore who judge children "naughty or nice" at Christmas. They've thrown in aspects of The Twelve Days of Christmas too, just for good measure.
Who will get the next stinky potato and why?
When the death of someone close to the Pineapple Port crew suggests the Yule Lad might be tied to the sale of the community, Charlotte and Declan struggle to solve the crime before someone else suffers the Yule Lad's wrath.
ARCHER STARTS A TOWEL PARADE
Since he was little, Archer has "talked" in semaphore. Anytime he wants to be heard (AKA, ALWAYS) he grabs whatever towel he can find---bathroom, kitchen, a napkin off the table----and shake it. Sometimes we're watching TV (not paying attention to him *GASP!*) and he'll go trotting by with a towel in his mouth like a little parade, circling the sofa.
*sigh*
Below is a ritual he does now in the morning - when I go to get ready for his walk I am NOT moving fast enough for him. He pulls down the hand towels we keep on the bathroom counter and lets me know.
I'm thinking about writing a kids' book called Archer Starts a Towel Parade!
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