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But First... Winners of a copy of Pineapple Valentine Mystery!

Malissa Bare Sassy ranchero 
Lori Hendel Valentina D'Amore
Bonnie Davis Dove L'Amour 
Jane Corrado A good name for a matchmaker is Esmeralda or Gertrude.
Liz Prudence Goodbody
Carolyn Madam Suziet, Matchmaker Exstrodinair 
Dorothy Penkalski  Ms. Merrymatchup
Patricia Fiona (after our granddaughter who turns 13 in Feb.)
Barbara James Brandie Valentina
Judith Matchachutu
Lynn Bushey Magda Fixx
Beverly  I might name her Adora Mae and her Happily Ever After marriage brokerage.
Shelby My name would be either Shanti or Avanti. Love the sound of these when they are spoken. They also sound very exotic so I would also need olive skin tones, black hair and blue eyes.
Debra Anderson  Nom'Monique de Plume.  She prefers "Nom"
Lauri Two Peas for the Pod Matchmaker services
Carrie Valentine Heartfull
Lisa Rooks The Hungry Hookup!
Charlene Heath Matchilda Everbond
Greenwood girls bookclub Courtship Courtney Or Betrothal Bethany Or Matrimonial Maven (our favorite!)
Suzette Pletcher Bella Donato (Italian meaning : Bella= Beauty, Donato= Gift of Love)
Amara Theo (female) or Theo Amara (male)
(Greek meaning: Amara = Lovely Forever, Theo = Gift of Love) 

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Discover the Yule Lads in Chapter One Below!

In Icelandic folklore, thirteen troll brothers known as ‘Yule Lads’ visit for the thirteen nights leading up to Christmas Eve. Children leave their shoes on the windowsills, and the designated Yule Lad for that evening places a gift inside for good behavior. If the child is naughty, he or she gets a rotten potato instead.

If you’ve ever smelled a rotten potato in your pantry, you know the Yule Lads aren’t messing around. At least they don’t eat your flesh like the worst version of Krampus, Santa’s hairy, fanged buddy. Krampus has issues.

Luckily for Icelandic children, the Yule Lads are just weird. Really weird.

There’s Sheep-Cote Clod (Stekkjastaur), who harasses sheep, and Gully Gawk (Giljagaur), who hides in gullies to bother livestock.

Then there’s the kitchen contingent—Stubby (Stúfur), who steals food from pots, Spoon-Licker (Þvörusleikir), who licks unwashed spoons, Skyr-Gobbler (Skyrgámur), who eats all the yogurt, Pot-Scraper (Pottaskefill), who scrapes pots for leftovers, and Bowl-Licker (Askasleikir), who—you guessed it—licks bowls.

Believe it or not, the last six brothers are even stranger. There’s the Door twins (Hurðaskellir)—one who slams doors to wake people like an angry poltergeist, and his brother, who sniffs at entryways, looking for food. Then there is Candle-Beggar (Kertasníkir), who steals candles, Sausage-Swiper (Bjúgnakrækir), who is pretty self-explanatory if not rife with phallic innuendo, and Meat Hook (Kjötkrókur), who sounds terrifying, but who only uses his hook to steal smoked lamb from the rafters.

This delightful group is rounded out by Peeper (Gluggagægir), who peeps into your house, looking for things to steal. He sounds a little creepy, but after hearing about the rest of his dysfunctional family, he doesn’t come as a surprise.

Their mother, Grýla, must be so proud.

Actually, the Yule Lads’ mother probably is proud, because she’s a troll, too, and this sort of behavior is cool by troll standards—especially a couple of pranksters like Grýla and her lazy husband Leppalúði.

It’s safe to say most of the residents of Pineapple Port have never heard about the Yule Lads.

But they will.

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