Skip to main content

logo

THRILLERS | MYSTERY | ROMANTIC COMEDY | URBAN FANTASY

Join My Romance Reviewers + First Chapter

LATEST

NEW RELEASE DECEMBER 9th!

PINEAPPLE PORT #26 - Pineapple Partridge NOW ON PRE-ORDER

Pineapple25 big72Amazon US | Amazon UK Amazon CA  | Amazon AU | Amazon IN

Enjoy as a standalone or as your next fix in the series!

Someone is leaving clementines and rotten potatoes on the doorsteps of Pineapple Port residents. After the recipient of a potato is publically humiliated on the bowling alley monitors for not fessing up to a neighborhood crime, Charlotte and Declan realize the community is being terrorized by real-life Yule Lads—thirteen troll-like brothers from Icelandic folklore who judge children "naughty or nice" at Christmas. They've thrown in aspects of The Twelve Days of Christmas too, just for good measure.

Who will get the next stinky potato and why?

When the death of someone close to the Pineapple Port crew suggests the Yule Lad might be tied to the sale of the community, Charlotte and Declan struggle to solve the crime before someone else suffers the Yule Lad's wrath.

 

 

 Don't worry if you're a cozy fan - I'm working on "Pineapple Easter Eggs" right now! :)

 

JOIN MY ROMANCE REVIEWERS Team

Below are the winners of my new romantic comedy, He's Got to Go - but if you didn't win I have a way for you to get a copy... I need more romance reviewers!

If you would be willing to review any romances I publish on Amazon and/or Goodreads, and you're a fan of my style/writing, I'll add you to my romance review team. Just email and tell me you're interested! This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.  Then I'll send you an advanced copy whenever I have a new release. This counts for the current books - I could use some more reviews!

Not sure if romances are your cup of tea? READ THE FIRST CHAPTER HERE! It reads like a standalone romance short story on it's own. :)


Did you win my NEW ROMCOM with Your Best Medieval Pun?

Below are the random winners of my new romcom: He's Got to GO!

I'm also including some fun medieval pun graphics sent to me by reader Erin-Joi that had me giggling! :) 

image003

 

Barbara   Getting married in a castle is not Swordinary anymore 
Gail What do you call a knight who's afraid of fighting? Sir Render.
What did King Arthur call the knife he used to cut his omelets? Eggxcalibur.
Ruth I wouldn't send a dog out on a knight like this
Robert  What was Camelot best known for?

It's Knight life.
Dianne Ho hum, it's joust another day at the castle.
LINDAM A Knight to Remember
Carrie  College lectures can dragon for ever and ever.
Robyn K I tried writing a song about a medieval cobbler, but I couldn't find the right sole.
Martina  Let's get to the buffet it's a feast of the round table!
Or
I'm feeling a bit sword after dancing all night!
Crystal  Knights always hit their intended target
Mary  He's a Knight's best friend....he's Fur-Lancelot
Laure Why did the knight refuse to fight on his birthday? It was his knight off.
Heather  Knights in white satin never reaching the end
Charlene  Run Knights run!

 

GIVEAWAYS & Stuff

mysteryseries KINDLE Reader, eBooks & Paperbacks Giveaways!

Multiple giveaway opportunities every week on my AuthorsXP website!

 

 

STEALS & DEALS FROM FRIENDS

 

New Releases,  SALES & Kindle Unlimited

 

JOIN AMY'S NEWSLETTER

Deals, tips, funny stories, recipes, free books...Don't miss out on the fun!

NOW ON AUDIBLE PLUS

PineappleLiesAudioaudibleplusAll Pineapple Port Audiobooks Now Available Through Audible Plus (the Kindle Unlimited of Audible)

Audible membership plans Plus and Premium Plus now come with unlimited access to the Plus Catalog containing thousands of audiobooks - Like Pineapple Port Mysteries and Slightly Stalky!

LISTEN TO AMY VANSANT ON AUDIBLE NOW!