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When the eldest sister of the Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors that she thinks might be related to something sinister that happened in their home, Charlotte and Declan are invited to explore the possibilities. Is the big Florida farmhouse haunted? Has the sister repressed a terrifying memory?

Either way, the detectives aren't sure they're the right people to call, but the pay is good, the food is delicious, and the case gets Mariska and Darla an invite to the sisters' annual Bark at the Moon Pet Costume Contest and Halloween Party. Good enough.

When a giant wolf-dog with glowing eyes prowls the garden, the peculiar nosy neighbor seems up to no good, and the family secrets start spilling at a frightening pace, Charlotte and Declan start to think there's more to the case than bad dreams.

When the body shows up, they're sure of it!

 

 

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Below are the winners of my new romantic comedy, He's Got to Go - but if you didn't win I have a way for you to get a copy... I need more romance reviewers!

If you would be willing to review any romances I publish on Amazon and/or Goodreads, and you're a fan of my style/writing, I'll add you to my romance review team. Just email and tell me you're interested! This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.  Then I'll send you an advanced copy whenever I have a new release. This counts for the current books - I could use some more reviews!

Not sure if romances are your cup of tea? READ THE FIRST CHAPTER HERE! It reads like a standalone romance short story on it's own. :)


Did you win my NEW ROMCOM with Your Best Medieval Pun?

Below are the random winners of my new romcom: He's Got to GO!

I'm also including some fun medieval pun graphics sent to me by reader Erin-Joi that had me giggling! :) 

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Barbara   Getting married in a castle is not Swordinary anymore 
Gail What do you call a knight who's afraid of fighting? Sir Render.
What did King Arthur call the knife he used to cut his omelets? Eggxcalibur.
Ruth I wouldn't send a dog out on a knight like this
Robert  What was Camelot best known for?

It's Knight life.
Dianne Ho hum, it's joust another day at the castle.
LINDAM A Knight to Remember
Carrie  College lectures can dragon for ever and ever.
Robyn K I tried writing a song about a medieval cobbler, but I couldn't find the right sole.
Martina  Let's get to the buffet it's a feast of the round table!
Or
I'm feeling a bit sword after dancing all night!
Crystal  Knights always hit their intended target
Mary  He's a Knight's best friend....he's Fur-Lancelot
Laure Why did the knight refuse to fight on his birthday? It was his knight off.
Heather  Knights in white satin never reaching the end
Charlene  Run Knights run!

 

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