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Trivia Wedding Released!

Pineapple WEDDING #20 RELEASED

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 "Think Stephanie Plum goes to Florida. With Jack Reacher. Highly recommended."— ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Carmen Amato, bestselling author of the Detective Emilia Cruz police series and 30-year veteran of the CIA.

#1 - The Girl Who Wants 

#2 - The Girl Who Was Forgotten

#3 - The Girl Who Killed You

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Enjoy as a standalone or as your next fix in the heart-stopping series!

When the eldest sister of the Four Sisters tomato sauce dynasty is plagued by night terrors that she thinks might be related to something sinister that happened in their home, Charlotte and Declan are invited to explore the possibilities. Is the big Florida farmhouse haunted? Has the sister repressed a terrifying memory?

Either way, the detectives aren't sure they're the right people to call, but the pay is good, the food is delicious, and the case gets Mariska and Darla an invite to the sisters' annual Bark at the Moon Pet Costume Contest and Halloween Party. Good enough.

When a giant wolf-dog with glowing eyes prowls the garden, the peculiar nosy neighbor seems up to no good, and the family secrets start spilling at a frightening pace, Charlotte and Declan start to think there's more to the case than bad dreams.

When the body shows up, they're sure of it!

 

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  There's a Pirate Goat in Pineapple Wedding - I asked AI to imagine him for you: 

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Below are the people randomly chosen for a copy of Pineapple Wedding! Thanks for all the fun entries as usual!

Margaret Buttercup
Patrice Huckleberry
Ginger I would name the goat Mr. Rascally 
Jackie Benjamin (have a mischievous grandson)
Kathleen BaaBaa
Ellen Pogo 
Lori If the goat were female I would name her Gilly because I like the alliteration of Gilly Goat.  But if the goat were male, then I would name him Vincent as in Vincent van Goat.
Stephanie Satyr 
Wanda S Miscgo. A combination of mischievous and goat.
Jennifer  Beardy McGoatkins
Pat Ba-a-a-a-a-a-xter
Kay Baaatman or Hammerhead 
Heather TOGA

The mixed up goat!
Jan Leonard - In memory of a famous goat in our area.  RIP Leonard.  They had to get 2 goats to replace you!
Lisa Miss Chews-a-Lot
Lucy Goatcho Marx
Laura Guido, because I had a goat named Guido
Sheila Smuggles -- I used to have goats until the coyotes wiped me out.  I love the critters.  They are so smart and look so smug.  They do NOT eat just anything, but they have a sweet tooth.  I gave them marshmallows for a treat.  Marshmallow might be a good name, depending on your goat's personality.
Melanie I'd call him Japeth, after the goat in Hoodwinked!  His song in that movie is hilarious!
Lisa Goatzilla

 

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