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Discover the Yule Lads in Chapter One Below!

In Icelandic folklore, thirteen troll brothers known as ‘Yule Lads’ visit for the thirteen nights leading up to Christmas Eve. Children leave their shoes on the windowsills, and the designated Yule Lad for that evening places a gift inside for good behavior. If the child is naughty, he or she gets a rotten potato instead.

If you’ve ever smelled a rotten potato in your pantry, you know the Yule Lads aren’t messing around. At least they don’t eat your flesh like the worst version of Krampus, Santa’s hairy, fanged buddy. Krampus has issues.

Luckily for Icelandic children, the Yule Lads are just weird. Really weird.

There’s Sheep-Cote Clod (Stekkjastaur), who harasses sheep, and Gully Gawk (Giljagaur), who hides in gullies to bother livestock.

Then there’s the kitchen contingent—Stubby (Stúfur), who steals food from pots, Spoon-Licker (Þvörusleikir), who licks unwashed spoons, Skyr-Gobbler (Skyrgámur), who eats all the yogurt, Pot-Scraper (Pottaskefill), who scrapes pots for leftovers, and Bowl-Licker (Askasleikir), who—you guessed it—licks bowls.

Believe it or not, the last six brothers are even stranger. There’s the Door twins (Hurðaskellir)—one who slams doors to wake people like an angry poltergeist, and his brother, who sniffs at entryways, looking for food. Then there is Candle-Beggar (Kertasníkir), who steals candles, Sausage-Swiper (Bjúgnakrækir), who is pretty self-explanatory if not rife with phallic innuendo, and Meat Hook (Kjötkrókur), who sounds terrifying, but who only uses his hook to steal smoked lamb from the rafters.

This delightful group is rounded out by Peeper (Gluggagægir), who peeps into your house, looking for things to steal. He sounds a little creepy, but after hearing about the rest of his dysfunctional family, he doesn’t come as a surprise.

Their mother, Grýla, must be so proud.

Actually, the Yule Lads’ mother probably is proud, because she’s a troll, too, and this sort of behavior is cool by troll standards—especially a couple of pranksters like Grýla and her lazy husband Leppalúði.

It’s safe to say most of the residents of Pineapple Port have never heard about the Yule Lads.

But they will.

 


 WINNERS OF PINEAPPLE CHRISTMAS - NAME THE BUNNIES GIVEAWAY

Below are the random winners of the "name the bunnies in Pineapple Christmas" giveaway - thank you everyone for your great and creative entries!

Lori The obvious one is Harvey!  But I also think one could use the names Elmo, Elwood, Elmer, Harry, and Perry for male rabbits.  Female rabits could be Flopsy, Polly, Betsy, and Dora.  Why, because those are the names that popped into my head when I heard giant Flemish rabbits.
Joy Paloma Gutirrez y Salazar
Barbara    Dalia Delilah 
Tammy Symphony Sweeney, Scarlett Sound, Penny Nickel, GaaDivaa Giddreau, Lexxy Luxxe, Kopper Kinkaid
Rhonda Twitch
Gail Lola Ladeira
Karla Fezzik, waffles
Celeste   Attila the Bun
Joan   When we were dating, my husband gave me a baby rabbit. It turned out to be a Flemish Giant. I named it Jumping Jack Flash (J.J.) for short.
P J Tarquin, Zebulon, Xerxes, Clytemnestra, Pandora, Calliope
Kathlyn George -  My long lived rabbit that belonged no one but ran in front of me on the sidewalk and came home to lie with me for at least 10 years was named George by my second husband, although rabbit's original name was Douglas 
Kris Goliath Keun
Kathryn Earroll Flynn
Darlene Desiree   Bleibtreu
Paula Dobbin. (I just like it!?)
Robert Caerbannog (from "Monty Python & the holy grail")
Lucy Ian Fleming or Ian Flemishing
Virginia   Lola Truhart
Jeanine   Mr. Tibbetts 
Melanie Flanders

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