Lightning Strikes & Sadistic Wallpaper
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KILTY
ROMANCE. MAGIC. HUMOR. BAD-ASSERY.
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The Kilty series from USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Amy Vansant - Heart-pounding, romantic, and laugh-out-loud funny!
When Catriona Phoenix, a fixer for Parasol Pictures, discovers an unconscious, half-naked Highlander on their Hollywood lot, she finds herself thrust into the dangerous world of a time-traveling Scotsman who makes her crazy in more ways than one.
A Highlander followed her home... Can she keep him?
"Like a delicious gourmet meal; you can't stop, and still want more! Found Any Vansant and the Kilty Series 24 hours ago. With a ready supply of oodles of books ready to be read, I am barreling through this series with greedy delight!" ~ ★★★★★ Amazon Reader
"Captivating - I read the first Kilty book and was so delighted with it that I bought the next two, pretty much right away. They are so much fun!"★★★★★Amazon Reader
"More, more, more! I have had such a great time reading these books. So funny I even had to read some of it to my husband, who, by the way laughed out loud with me!" ~ ★★★★★ Amazon Reader
Kilty History: Anne's Story (Kilty Series Book 7)
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Discover the secret world behind Catriona and Broch's time-traveling as USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Amy Vansant shares the jaw-dropping story of Anne Bonny's life.
5-STARS "It has been a while since I have read a book this good. This book was incredibly well-written. I really enjoyed the way the story was told and the character development. I absolutely adore the way the author described everything. As an author myself, I struggle with descriptions but Amy Vansant nailed every single one." - Alicia J. Love
Playing pirate with her Captain lover in 1720, Anne Bonny never dreamed she'd end up a Sentinel, a soldier for mankind’s mysterious guardians, the Angeli. Now Anne will live a thousand years, but in return, she must hunt and neutralize Perfidia, corrupted Angeli who drain human energy to survive.
Monsters are only half Anne’s troubles; her stormy love life would make Blackbeard pack up ship and move to Kansas. Anne’s complicated romance with the aloof Arch Angeli Michael intensifies; even as they square off against new enemies. And her old lover, Con, back from the dead as a disembodied spirit struggling to regain his body...don't even get her started...
Kilty Angels: Anne's Story (Kilty Series Book 8)
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The sexy, thrilling, hilarious urban fantasy by USA Today and Wall Street Journal bestselling author Amy Vansant continues with Anne's story.
5-STARS "From the first page to the last, I was hooked." - Vine Voice Reviewer
The insane, corrupted Arch Angel Seth has been captured, so Anne, Con, and Michael might have a moment to breathe, right?
Don’t count on it.
Another team of Angels, the Cherubim, have arrived to wipe out the Angeli and kill any human who doesn’t meet their standards. The first-arriving Cherub, Rathe, is a long-haired teen with the face of an angel. He seems like an unlikely villain, but he’s created two Angeli-hunting Sentinels, including an evil ex-mercenary with nasty plans for Anne.
While Michael orchestrates the Angeli offensive, it’s up to Anne and Con to find Rathe and stop him before he opens the floodgates to Chaos.
Kilty Devils: Anne's Story (Kilty Series Book 9)
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The sexy, thrilling, hilarious urban fantasy by USA Today and Wall Street Journal Best-Selling Author Amy Vansant concludes Anne's story!
"Loved it! This series just keeps getting more exciting! Love the characters! But now I have to wait for the next one to be written probably! Ahhh lol hope it comes out soon!!!" ~ 5-STARS Amazon Reader
The battle between the Cherubim and Angeli continues. Sentinels Anne Bonny, Con, and Tyannah join in the fray as the shadowy Cherub Nyx unveils his master plan and the Angeli realize powers greater than their own might control their future.
Fans of Charlene Harris, Patricia Briggs and Supernatural and Buffy the Vampire Slayer will love this rollicking urban fantasy!
SIGNS YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA
We saw a pretty big lightning strike outside and started filming in time to get the next one. You can barely see this happen in the video, but the screengrab is pretty amazing. Did one of the little forks hit my fence? It sure sounded like it!
Things I May Never Do Again...
So you know that thing where you think, sure, I can wallpaper one little wall...how hard could it be?
We were struck temporarily insane and decided to go for it. Yikes. This is peel-and-stick wallpaper from Amazon, and it does look pretty good---gave a very white bathroom a little punch, but it was NOT easy. I can't even imagine attempting it with old-timey glue & paper!
It would have been a lot easier if I knew these tricks ahead of time:
1. Overlap is relative.
They say to make it easier, do a little overlap from one sheet to the next, but what they don't tell you is if your design is as large and all-encompassing as this one, you have to overlap practically the whole sheet for it to line up, which would double the amount of wallpaper you need. Given the choice again, I might have picked something a little more sparse and forgiving.
2. Length is dependent on pattern...
When you cut your second sheet, remember it must align with the last one at the right point in the pattern. I cut the right length off the roll with a little extra just in case, toddled back to the bathroom, and realized the part I needed to line up at the top of the next column was about two feet down the piece I'd cut... Grr. So, I put that piece aside, figuring I'd use it for the last column so the patchwork I'd have to fill in for that shorty piece landed behind the toilet...
3. Is the pattern the same upside down?
Of course, it isn't, because a twisted sadist designed this particular pattern. Turns out that even if it doesn't look like it, there is a right side up and upside down (that sicko made sure of it), so when you match the pattern and cut your third piece, you'll realize the pattern is slightly different upside down and still doesn't line up right without coming up short. ) *^!(^)@^^!!&#*#^%$_!!!!
4. Don't look behind the toilet.
Things might be a little janky there!
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