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Pineapple Pirates and Goat Yoga

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NEW RELEASE DECEMBER 9th!

PINEAPPLE PORT #26 - Pineapple Partridge NOW ON PRE-ORDER

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Someone is leaving clementines and rotten potatoes on the doorsteps of Pineapple Port residents. After the recipient of a potato is publically humiliated on the bowling alley monitors for not fessing up to a neighborhood crime, Charlotte and Declan realize the community is being terrorized by real-life Yule Lads—thirteen troll-like brothers from Icelandic folklore who judge children "naughty or nice" at Christmas. They've thrown in aspects of The Twelve Days of Christmas too, just for good measure.

Who will get the next stinky potato and why?

When the death of someone close to the Pineapple Port crew suggests the Yule Lad might be tied to the sale of the community, Charlotte and Declan struggle to solve the crime before someone else suffers the Yule Lad's wrath.

 

Pineapple Pirates

Arrrrg! I've finished the latest Pineapple Port Mystery: Pineapple Pirates - Now available for PRE-ORDER!

Charlotte and Declan enjoy a free honeymoon on the Bahamian island of Duppy Cay in return for investigating who’s been vandalizing the local resort. The trade seems like a deal until someone tries to kill the island’s most colorful character. There’s no shortage of trouble for such a small island—a pirate’s curse, angry ghosts, shipwrecks, hidden pirate caves...

Back in the US, Darla and Frank are kidnapped while visiting friends in Tennessee, leaving Mariska and Bob to solve a murder back home in Florida.

 

Goat Yoga

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While I was writing about Charlotte and Declan visiting a goat yoga farm, it occurred to me I should go try it... and turns out there's a goat yoga farm close to me!

A big thanks to the Groovy Goat Farm Jupiter!

As you can see, I was popular with the goats. LOL

That crazy guy crowing on my back dismounted by going over my head and gave me a right cross in the jaw on the way down.

There were some really cute baby goats. Figures the bruiser decided to hop on me!

 

 

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