Tortoise Turmoil

Welcome to Dexter's kill room...

I will tell you, later that night, a black snake popped his head out of her burrow. Was he there for an illicit tryst with Vixen? Is he Shelby's ex-boyfriend?

Tune in for another explosive episode of Reptile Housewives of Jupiter!

Could be Shelby is running a reptile Air-BNB...but the drama isn't helping with my stress. For the next three days we're having popcorn removed from our ceilings, and my office looks like Dexter is preparing to kill us both...